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Celebrity packets for xmas…

11 December, 2007

I wrote in October about the wave of men’s underwear hitting the shops with elasticated rings stitched in that wrap around a mans nether regions to enhance his manhood.

It seems that this enhancement isn’t really needed for some of our favourite pin-up footballers. David Beckham it transpires has signed a deal with Armani to be the new face of men’s pants.


Beck’s is following hot on the bootstraps of our other favourite Swedish football pin-up boy, Freddie Ljundberg, who dropped his shorts for Calvin Klein.


Obviously, this isn’t the firt time we’ve seen David in his underwear, simply do a google search and you’ll find a whole host of snaps popping out your browser. It is the first time, as far as I can tell, that we get a good look at the size of Mr Beckhams “Golden Balls”.

The ever witty Mark Simpson, in his blog postulates the question,

“Is Beck’s bigger basket a case of post-production spornographic one-up-man-ship? Or is it just that Beck’s Brit meatballs are bigger than the Swedish variety?”

sex-terror.jpgPerhaps the hunky Mr Simpson, who also isn’t aversed to dropping his pants for the camera himself, as the front cover of his book “Sex Terror” shows quite well. He makes a good point. I wonder how much photoshop was involved with the final Beckham image or is it a case of the hidden elasticated ring?

I guess we’ll never know and looking again at these pictures, like me, most gay men won’t really care!

One Comment leave one →
  1. Daphne permalink
    14 December, 2007 9:34 PM

    They both look a bit unnatural, don’t they? I mean, has anyone ever reclined in the same position as Mr Beckham, with that expression, unless they were modelling for a photograph? Also, I don’t trust anything since they invented Photoshop.
    I know, I know, you don’t care, they’ve neither of them been beaten with the ugly stick, as a friend of mine used to say.

    Mike Says:- According to one of the red top papers, the photo of David hasn’t been touched up in any way. It’s all him. I’m inclined to remain sceptical, but that’s just my jealous side coming out.

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