Moving too fast…

2009 November 24
by Mr M

I’ve been in my new job for less than a month and now, someone wants to spoil it! It’s ridiculous, I’ve just settled into my desk, I have my own mug and everything and now the Regional Director wants me to leave.

Ok, it’s not as dramatic as that, actually he wants me to apply for a senior management role instead. He says I’m perfect as I have the right personality and the right experience to make the role my own. It’s a new role that’s been created due to a restructure and he says he wants me for it. The down side is that there will be some travelling involved.

What do I do?

Comfort Food

2009 November 18
by Mr M

As it’s cold, wet, windy and miserable today, I need something filling and warm inside me.

This ticks all the boxes!

New Moon

2009 November 18
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by Mr M

Just who do you think the demographic is that these posters for the movie New Moon are aimed at!

Me!!!

Death of a friend

2009 November 18
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by Mr M

As predicted my pc at home has well and truly died. The one saving grace is that the repair man has been able to salvage all of my data from the hard drive so I haven’t lost any photos, music or personal files.

My big dilemma now is what do I buy next? Do I buy another PC or do I buy a Mac?

I know that each has it’s own set of benefits and drawbacks, I just have to weigh up which is going to be better for me!

Cold Feet!

2009 November 16
by Mr M

I bought some new plain black leather shoes a few months ago. They are quite simple, nothing fancy, just something to wear for work. They were fairly inexpensive as I bought them in a sale and I put them in the bottom of my wardrobe (closet) and forgot all about them.

This morning, as it’s the first time I’ve dressed smartly for work. I’ve been wearing jeans for the past few weeks due to the construction work going on in my new offices which has now all but been completed.

I decided I’d wear the new shoes this morning as I’ve dressed all in sombre black; black shoes, black socks, black trousers, black and white striped shirt and a black v-neck pullover.

Valentine Dyall would have been proud!

I set off to work this morning in the rain and towards the end of my journey parked up in my usual park and ride spot. As I was walking across the soaked car park towards my tram stop to finish the last leg of my journey to my office, I began to realise that the new shoes must have leather soles as they immediately became very cold and felt very damp and clammy.

Next time I buy a apair of shoes, I’ll ensure I buy a pair with synthetic soles or at least remember to get them rubber soled before wearing them in the cold and wet!

 

Happy Birthday Russell!

2009 November 14
by Mr M

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Happy Birthday to Russell Tovey who celebrates his 28th birthday today! All together now….”Happy Birthday to you…”

Poor Lampard

2009 November 13
by Mr M

So Chelsea are to sue the FA for £900,000 after Frank Lampard picked up an injury during a cramped seven-hour flight to Doha.

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Lampard has been forced to return home and will now miss Saturday’s friendly against Brazil in the Middle East.

And the Blues are blaming the erstwhile FA for skimping on an economy flight, forcing the England team to spend the long-haul journey on a charter plane designed for short-haul flights only.

Fabio Capello’s pampered Premier League footballers are more used to flat beds for long journeys and were shocked to find they had to put up with seats that barely reclined.

But poor Lampard, who strained his thigh after bursting into a sprint in training, was not the only one to suffer and other players complained of cramps and muscle pains on their arrival in Doha.

I feel so sorry for these guys being forced to travel like mere mortals and I make no apologies for using a photo of him shirtless. It’s my blog afterall!

The most asked questions in Google “Why”

2009 November 13
by Mr M

The most asked questions in Google if you type “Why”

Google Whyinspired by Milo & Ryan

Work:The Whole Story

2009 November 13
by Mr M

My regular readers will remember that approx a year ago I left my old job of 5 years to move onto pastures new.

It turned out to be one of the worst decisions of my adult life. Don’t get me wrong, the company I now work for is great, as a whole. The office that I went to work for was terrible. Among the things wrong with it were that I was lied to in my interview about the amount of travelling I’d be required to do and many other small and petty things that when combined made life there unbearable.

After 9 months I was stressed and sick, both mentally and physically. A trip to the doctor confirmed this and I was told to take some time off and given a sick note.

After 4 weeks I had a home visit from the very person who contributed the most to my stress, which really didn’t help

4 weeks after the home visit I returned to work expecting to get the cold shoulder and maybe even face a dressing down. What happened in reality was a complete suprise. I had a meeting with my regional manager who told me he knew I wasn’t happy and that he realised that the job I was doing wasn’t what I was supposed to be doing.

He then offered me another job with a different division closer to home and for more money, it also involved me taking charge of my own branch.

I was stunned, flabbergasted and shocked.

I accepted on the spot and here I am a few weeks later having the time of my life, loving every minute of it as I’m back in my comfort zone of teaching to adults in a classroom setting and managing my own branch.

It’s pure heaven. So that’s me all sorted and that’s you all up to date with what’s happening to me.

Straight boys can dance…

2009 November 12
by Mr M

It’s so nice when straight boys are so comfortable with their own sexuality that they can produce something like this without reverting to campness!

Me Abercrombie Boy

2009 November 9
by Mr M

While I’m waiting for my pc to be repaired so that I can share my holiday snaps with you, I thought I’d share an amusing incident that occurred in the Abercrombie & Fitch store in Las Vegas.

“The Beloved” was in the changing room trying on some clothes and I was hanging about waiting for him to finish and come back out. While I waited I was absently fiddling with a display of T-shirts when a rather attractive young man approached me carrying a sweatshirt and a pair of jeans.

He smiled sweetly at me, handed me the pair of jeans, then asked me if I had them in his size and could he try the sweatshirt on.

Being slightly confused as I’d been day dreaming I was too embarrassed to tell him I wasn’t staff, so I pointed him in the direction of the changing rooms.

As soon as he was out of sight I found an assistant, explained what had happened and what the young man had requested.

The assistant found the incident very amusing and trotted off to find the correct size jeans for the young man.

I found the whole incident quite an ego boost and I realised why he’d made the mistake. Whilst I’d been fiddling with the t-shirt display I’d been absently folding t-shirts and tidying up the display. That and the fact I was wearing an Abercrombie T-shirt like a member of staff.

The reason I found it an ego boost, well have you seen the calibre of men that Abercrombie employ in their stores?

Cold and frosty morning

2009 November 5
by Mr M

Well we’re back from Las Vegas and while I’ve been away my PC has died. I’m having to rely on my iPhone for the time being.

The vacation was great, as was Bette Midler, she really lived up to expectations. Our hotel room was lovely at The Mirage and made a fine base of operations.

Managed to cram so much into two weeks away that we were busy all the time!

But it’s good to be back. Will update blog with photos just as soon as I’m able.

I’m now on my way to my NEW job, but more of that later too!

Busy Busy old me…

2009 October 1

Well the last week has been a hive activity around me, I’ve been preparing myself to go back to work. I’ve charged up my laptop, phone and checked the batteries in my DVR  just in case and all my work clothes are ironed and ready for my return next week.

We’ve also picked up the holiday tickets for Las Vegas which is also on the horizon, less than 2 weeks to go before we jet off to a much sunnier climate. “The Beloved” has also received confirmation for the tickets to see Bette Midler while we’re there on the 16th, which is the Friday night. He’s managed to get tickets 10 rows from the front and almost, but not quite, central. My inner excitement is beginning to boil!

I’ve also now exchanged my pounds for dollars, which always is the last but one step to going away, the last step is to actually pack my suitcase, which this year I’m restricted to 23kilos, which isn’t much. I’m not known for packing lightly!

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The exchange rate for GBP to USD has been fluctuating wildly for the past week or so, but I think I got a good deal with mine. I managed to get $1.573 to £1, so I’m not complaining, but it’s a far cry from the $1.971 I got a year or so ago!

I just wish I could open up a US bank account as I’d transfer money to it on a monthly basis, that way I wouldn’t have to worry about the exchange rate ever again! I just need a US address to open one, but I guess that’s a little way off at the moment! One can still dream!

 

Accident Reduction b*ll*cks…

2009 September 23

Speed cameras are the scourge of modern day drivers, there’s no doubt that strategically placed speed cameras or accident reduction cameras as they are sometimes euphamistically called, can be very effective in reducing the amount of accidents on certain roads where drivers have a propensity to put their feet down and where accidenta are common. There are many such roads arond where I live.

The police categorically say that they only use these cameras in areas where accidents have happened due to drivers travelling over the speed limit. I have absolutely no problem with this, as they are doing what they can to reduce the amount of speed related accidents.

I do, however, have a problem when the police place these cameras or mobile units, as in the pictures below, in places where there hasn’t been any accidents caused through excessive speed.

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There is one such spot near to where I live. The police regularly place a mobile speed camera, sorry, accident reduction camera, at the bottom of a hill hoping to “reduce the amount of accidents” on that particular road. However, where the police have utterly failed in this venture is to check how many accidents have occured on this particular road in that particular spot. Well I happen to know exactly how many accidents there have been in that spot in the last 3 years that have been caused by excesive speed. The total of accidents is, none; zer0; zip!

The government’s guidelines for erecting cameras says that the location must have had at least four fatal and serious collisions in the last three calendar years. However, the Association of British Drivers has revealed this is not the case as many drivers have suspected. The ABD’s detailed report shows that cameras have been placed where there is absolutely no history of accidents. The Sunday Telegraph points at 4 further examples where in this case roads have opened with a camera already in place: the A12 in London, the Batheaston bypass near Bath, the A370 into Weston-super-Mare and the A6 Clapham bypass near Bedford.

So, tell me Mr speed camera operator, how can you reduce accidents any further from none! In this instance, this camera is being used for one reason and one reason only, revenue generation, and that really, really p*sses me off!